G.I. Joe with the Kung Fu Grip

Now here is a quality toy. For boys of course. Violent. Crushing in fact. There is not enough crushing going on today, except by Borat in his dating life, but retro and nostalgia can not be stopped. At mykungfugrip.com, you or your young children can select items that you want Joe to crush. It is kinda fun. My favorite is the whole rotisserie chicken. I like the attention to detail as he does a little basting before his crushing. Plus it looks delicious. The video of the original commercial is here.